Friday, August 24, 2007

The Officer who used Only the F-word

The other day we had a water polo match with some guys from the army cantt. They came in their huge truck camouflaged in the army colors. I came to the feild when they were going though their warm ups. My first reaction being "But........these guys look like monsters".

The most interesting part was this officer who just couldnt stop using the f-word. "You guys have a f*** amazing pool". "F*** you goalie". " F*** you defender". " Play fair or I will F***ing drown you". And he did drown me. I made a perfectly legal foul only to find myself half way down in the 20-feet deep water, being pushed by this monster. Down Down Down i went until i managed to fight and rush back up for a gasp of air. For a second i really thought my number was up.

This guy we felt had an incessant need to prove to the guys around him(who were mostly jawans) that he knew some english. I mean cmon how many times can you use the word without getting sick of it.

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